Borkus Time - Floatplane https://floatplane.com <p>Wow, it was air tight.</p> go podcast v1.3.1 (github.com/eduncan911/podcast) en-us Wed, 15 Jul 2026 10:00:25 +0000 Wed, 15 Jul 2026 10:00:25 +0000 https://pbs.floatplane.com/creator_icons/61bc20c9a131fb692bf2a513/316323851996317_1755663421455.jpeg Borkus Time - Floatplane https://floatplane.com floatplane.com]]> https://www.floatplane.com/post/XHrE2M0nhf Bork VOD: Breeza Budgie Bill https://www.floatplane.com/post/XHrE2M0nhf <img src=''/> <p>Wow, it was air tight.</p> Fri, 03 Jul 2026 22:30:00 +0000 https://www.floatplane.com/post/ult4CPM001 The Multimedia Guide To Cats (For Win 98) https://www.floatplane.com/post/ult4CPM001 <img src='https://pbs.floatplane.com/video_thumbnails/ult4CPM001/568921135012283_1782913643970_400x225.jpeg'/> <p>Cats are cats.</p> Wed, 01 Jul 2026 16:32:00 +0000 https://www.floatplane.com/post/EraKVuY7K4 Bork VOD: Boats 'N' Hoes https://www.floatplane.com/post/EraKVuY7K4 <img src='https://pbs.floatplane.com/video_thumbnails/EraKVuY7K4/474359142134485_1782892724493_400x225.jpeg'/> <p>It's so bad it won't even be a video.</p> Wed, 01 Jul 2026 08:00:00 +0000 https://www.floatplane.com/post/o2GURwsHEs Bork Stream: Green ogre gives terrible life advice and dies. https://www.floatplane.com/post/o2GURwsHEs <img src=''/> <p>I didn't understand the consequences.</p> Fri, 26 Jun 2026 07:20:00 +0000 https://www.floatplane.com/post/vgvPmmoPSH Bork Stream: Windows 98 disaster stream: Round 2 https://www.floatplane.com/post/vgvPmmoPSH <img src='https://pbs.floatplane.com/video_thumbnails/vgvPmmoPSH/716846251446518_1782288372747_400x225.jpeg'/> <p>Truly was impossible.</p> Wed, 24 Jun 2026 08:07:00 +0000 https://www.floatplane.com/post/AVHdpkIDNC Bork Stream: Wedding Planner for Win 98 https://www.floatplane.com/post/AVHdpkIDNC <img src='https://pbs.floatplane.com/video_thumbnails/AVHdpkIDNC/761384602811372_1781915424548_400x225.jpeg'/> <p>Turns out the bride does everything.</p> Sat, 20 Jun 2026 00:31:00 +0000 https://www.floatplane.com/post/hSanvPnGNY Borkus Stream - Kid Pix https://www.floatplane.com/post/hSanvPnGNY <img src='https://pbs.floatplane.com/video_thumbnails/hSanvPnGNY/927035133143966_1781685568046_400x225.jpeg'/> <p>Ink jet printers shiver at this software.</p> Wed, 17 Jun 2026 05:38:00 +0000 https://www.floatplane.com/post/vRbHsbeoZH The failed Windows 98 stream. https://www.floatplane.com/post/vRbHsbeoZH <img src='https://pbs.floatplane.com/content_thumbnails/eNRb4CHH24/572582000592881_1781235345707_1200x675.jpeg'/> <p>Shrek didn't happen.</p> Fri, 12 Jun 2026 13:01:00 +0000 https://www.floatplane.com/post/VbxkqFqpzd Bork Stream: The Multimedia Guide To Cats (Win 98) https://www.floatplane.com/post/VbxkqFqpzd <img src='https://pbs.floatplane.com/video_thumbnails/VbxkqFqpzd/293051703764137_1781088384278_1920x1080.jpeg'/> <p>Yup, that's a cat.</p> Wed, 10 Jun 2026 05:25:00 +0000 https://www.floatplane.com/post/Wd5oatpEe4 You're not allowed to finish this game. https://www.floatplane.com/post/Wd5oatpEe4 <img src='https://pbs.floatplane.com/video_thumbnails/Wd5oatpEe4/482427076930580_1780898921409_400x225.jpeg'/> <p>I declare a moral victory.</p> Mon, 08 Jun 2026 07:32:00 +0000 https://www.floatplane.com/post/XtnsbyNj61 I have become the "Ultimate Drummer" https://www.floatplane.com/post/XtnsbyNj61 <img src='https://pbs.floatplane.com/video_thumbnails/XtnsbyNj61/651973980260020_1780408893816_1920x1080.jpeg'/> <p>This genuinely is what gigging is like.</p> Tue, 02 Jun 2026 15:01:00 +0000 https://www.floatplane.com/post/KsetVxhW3I Bork Stream: RIDING HORSE SCHOOL https://www.floatplane.com/post/KsetVxhW3I <img src='https://pbs.floatplane.com/video_thumbnails/KsetVxhW3I/286783999418847_1780027292937_1200x675.jpeg'/> <p>I finished it but on my terms.</p> Fri, 29 May 2026 04:31:00 +0000 https://www.floatplane.com/post/7ymgR4kmOP Bork Stream: Ultimate Drummer. https://www.floatplane.com/post/7ymgR4kmOP <img src='https://pbs.floatplane.com/video_thumbnails/7ymgR4kmOP/029918318503106_1779793379777_400x225.jpeg'/> <p>What a beautiful mess.</p> Tue, 26 May 2026 11:08:00 +0000 https://www.floatplane.com/post/EvrybGLoFJ An Underground Gaming Masterpiece 🤫 https://www.floatplane.com/post/EvrybGLoFJ <img src='https://pbs.floatplane.com/video_thumbnails/EvrybGLoFJ/830653711654650_1779601827485_1200x675.jpeg'/> <p>My head hurts</p> Sun, 24 May 2026 23:56:00 +0000 https://www.floatplane.com/post/fAP8lUZqtj Genuinely, the worst game I've ever played. https://www.floatplane.com/post/fAP8lUZqtj <img src='https://pbs.floatplane.com/video_thumbnails/fAP8lUZqtj/009414904996843_1779434818752_400x225.jpeg'/> <p>I didn't like it.</p> Fri, 22 May 2026 22:41:00 +0000 https://www.floatplane.com/post/H1ZQk971dq Bork Stream: Pogo - Round II https://www.floatplane.com/post/H1ZQk971dq <img src='https://pbs.floatplane.com/video_thumbnails/H1ZQk971dq/763016870211320_1779174857529_400x225.jpeg'/> <p>Oof, that's enough for me for now.</p> Tue, 19 May 2026 07:15:00 +0000 https://www.floatplane.com/post/cfYEmdNcbI Making coffee to pay my Mafia debts. https://www.floatplane.com/post/cfYEmdNcbI <img src='https://pbs.floatplane.com/video_thumbnails/cfYEmdNcbI/907826792259402_1778649081377_1200x675.jpeg'/> <p>It's waiting for you in the bin.</p> Wed, 13 May 2026 06:47:00 +0000 https://www.floatplane.com/post/FnfioClcZX Borkus Steam VOD: Pogo https://www.floatplane.com/post/FnfioClcZX <img src='https://pbs.floatplane.com/video_thumbnails/FnfioClcZX/815224912069869_1777732095762_400x225.jpeg'/> <p>It controls "great".</p> Sat, 02 May 2026 14:29:00 +0000 https://www.floatplane.com/post/HZAgjAOAbc Borkus Stream VOD: Coffee Shop Simulator https://www.floatplane.com/post/HZAgjAOAbc <img src='https://pbs.floatplane.com/video_thumbnails/HZAgjAOAbc/313833365558686_1777465028811_400x225.jpeg'/> <p>We stared out that window for some time aye.</p><p>And yes I chose to ignore all instructions and on screen prompts. bork.</p> Wed, 29 Apr 2026 13:16:00 +0000 https://www.floatplane.com/post/K3gxoqG02y NFS Underground is complete bulls***. https://www.floatplane.com/post/K3gxoqG02y <img src='https://pbs.floatplane.com/video_thumbnails/K3gxoqG02y/396770915653872_1764771405393_1200x675.jpeg'/> <p>480p never looked so good.</p> Wed, 03 Dec 2025 14:42:00 +0000